Totally stolen from Renny

001. Real name? Jenny
002. Nickname(s)? Jen, Sherby, Fohn (Freak. Of. Human. Nature!), Red, and various other nicknames too naughty to repeat on here! Thanks, racist homophobic friends
003. Zodiac sign? Virgo ^_^
004. Male or female? Female
005. Elementary? My primary school was Mersey Park. What a school man.
006. Middle School? Don't have middle school in the UK 'cause we are coooool.
007. High School? Wirral Grammar School for Girls
008. Hair color? Brown
009. Long or short? Medium but growing it long
010. Loud or Quiet? I'm a really loud person - particularly drunk - but can be quiet if I need to!
011. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans all the way
012. Phone or Camera? Phone. My life is on my phone. And it has a camera
013. Health freak? W... what's health?
014. Drink or Smoke? Drink: occasionally. Smoke: uh-uh.
015. Do you have a crush on someone? Sasuke. And my fiance
016. Eat or Drink? BOTH! Can't go wrong with a big meal followed by an ice cold pepsi max to wash it down.
017. Piercings? Ears, nose, hope to repierce belly soon (funds allowing)
018. Tattoos? Fairy in a flower on my lower back, stars on my neck, corsets on each wrist. Hoping to get a rib tattoo done soon of some sakura blossoms or some such nonsense.

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? Yeah man
020. Been in a car accident? Apart from that time the guy reversed into me at a PETROL station? Oh and I'm also good at knocking off people's wingmirrors
021. Been in a fist fight? Yeah with my brothers, loads and loads

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? Ears
023. First best friend? Rachel Joooness! :d We're still positively chumtastic
025. First award? I got the half term trophy loads in school
026. First crush? Some lad called Christopher Williams in school. He was really tall and blond - and I broke his arm by throwing him on the floor. aaah, how affectionate!
028. First big vacation? Erm... Cornwall?

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? My brother, who just came up to our house to nag me
030. Last person you texted? My boss. I called him a 'homeboy' and he didn't understand.
031. Last person you watched a movie with? Sam, probably
032. Last food you ate? I'm currently eating ginger biscuits. Mmm.
033. Last movie you watched? I actually can't remember! Note to self - watch movie tomorrow.
034. Last song you listened to? Again, not sure. Probably some rubbish of the Naruto OST
035. Last thing you bought? a certain present for my fiance (don't get excited. It's happy days volumes one and two!)
036. Last person you hugged? Sammy (fiance)

FAVES:
037. Food? Ooh there's loads. Indian, Chinese, Thai, Italian... I could eat pasta every day of my life
038. Drinks? Pepsi max, fanta, lilt, pure orange juice
039. Clothing? Erm either jeans and a top (baggies) or leggings... or dresses for going out. I LOVE dresses,
040. Book? The Book Thief by Markus Zusak or Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
041. Music? Muse/Queen
042. Flower? Not really sure. Sakura petals are nice
043. Colors? Dunno lol loads. I love combinations.
044. Movies? Not sure, again. Lots and lots of great movies out there
045. Shoes? My silver ones for flats. Heels for going out!
046. Subjects? English

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [x ] kissed in the snow
048. [x ] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken (omg the drama xD)
050. [x ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [xxxxxxx] done something you've regretted
056. [ x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [ ] met someone who changed your life
060. [x ] pretended to be sick
061. [] left the country
062. [ ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend (...do i have a best friend atm? o_o i'm not sure...)
066. [ ] stayed single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? Just polished off those ginger snaps and could eat some more Making curry for tea despite the flu!
068. Drinking? could do with a drink actually
069. I'm about to? Text Yoz back and moan about cooking tea
070. Listening to? The noise of the fire
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? Try to recover from swine flu and get some more writing done
072. Waiting for? Next payday

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? Yes. Two.
074. Want to get married? Yeah because I want me some SEXY TIMES. Also because I love Sam
075. Careers in mind? Don't really know! Would be a good editor

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? Eyes, definitely
077. Shorter or taller? Oh a boy has to be taller
078. Romantic or spontaneous? the two are interconnected.
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? ARMS totally wins out.
080. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive
081. Hookup or relationship? Relationship (ew hookup)
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? Not sure. Hesitant, to counter my impulsiveness

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? Oh yeah.
084. Ran away from home?No I'm not that stupid lol
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Not at all lol
086. Killed somebody? Not yet. Murdered a wasp yesterday
087. Broken someone's heart? Probably...
088. Been arrested? Not that I know of
089. Cried when someone died? Not in real life lol. I'm horrible.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? To an extent.
091. Miracles? Yeah of course
092. Love at first sight? Not sure about 'love' at first sight but there are some awesome connections available out there
093. Heaven? Yes
094. Santa Claus? Naaaah
095. Sex on the first date? Not at all! I don't even believe in sex before marriage!
096. Kiss on the first date? Erm depends on how well you know them. I would never have the confidence to do that. Sam and I had been an item for a week before we kissed

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? As always *thinks of Sam*
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? i'm pretty satisfied although a career move might be nice around now
099. Do you believe in God? 100%


I deleted the last one as I can't be arsed tagging people. If you want to do it feel free to steal it. It's just a time killer

I have swine flu and it's HORRIBLE

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My boyfriend proposed to me on Valentine's Day. And I accepted

I am now a fiancee xxx <3 xxx

Why do I constantly steal these quiz things? Don't I have anything better to be doing?

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Don't answer that ¬_¬

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ARE YOU
1. Perfect?
Practically, in every way. ... Shaddup, I am ^_^

2. Tall?
*bursts into laughter* Oh ho ho no. Five foot one.

3. In your pajamas?
Currently, yes. That's bad

4. Left handed?
Tighty righty

LAST:
1. Friend you saw:
Sam, in bed, this morning when I got up with him Otherwise Mel, and Shauny, and Cheryl.

2. Talked to on the phone:
Sam

3. Person to text you:
Sam This is embarassing

4. Was today better than yesterday?
Not sure yet; today isn't finished.

FAVORITES:
1. Number:
I've always been a fan of seven, four, and two.

2. Color(s):
I prefer 'combinations' of colours, rather than just colours on their own. I like bright pink and yellow together. I like teal green and lilac together. I like baby blue and pink together. I like golden browns and reds. I like lots ^_^

3. Fruit:
Strawwwberries

4. Place:
Hmm, I have no clue. With friends, somewhere

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
Followed Sam into the living room, watched him eat his breakfast, and went back to bed. LMAO

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
My unemployed/financially dire status... perhaps...

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
HAHAHAA watched 'Naruto Protect the Waterfall Village' or whatever the hell that CRAP is called last night at about one in the morning for reasons that escape me

Q: Where is the last place you went?
To town, yesterday... which is MILES away and Cheryl and I walked all the way back

Q. Do you smile a lot?
I love to laugh

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
Nah, tend to pray instead lol stars don't have ears

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yeah, uberly. But I'm also very quick to size people up and decide whether I like them. So sometimes I'm friendly to people but I don't really like them lmao

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
In Sammy's bed, and he was very well behaved and didn't steal any covers.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
When I reread the Sasuke/Itachi saga again last week and when Itachi died... I MISS HIM SO MUCH

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
'I'm going to bed at half three and getting up with Sam at half six. I am a moron for watching that daft Naruto movie'

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
6-7

Q: What do you hear right now?
The gentle hum of my laptop and the tap of the keys

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
My eczema's a bit itchy but nothing is 'hurting'. I'm sure when I make any small movement though my belly button piercing - which is playing up - is sure to remind me of its presence.

Q: What's your favorite month?
Summer months. I hate it when there's no sun

Q: What did you do last night?
For goodness sake I watched that damndable movie! I also made curry, and laughed heartily at Mock the Week

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now:
Sara - she NEEDS to come home and be my friend haha Also money? Is that a someone?

2. Are you happy?
Yeh pretty satisfied and happy

3. Are you sad?
In a loser way? Oh yeh.

4. Are you bored?
Oh yes indeed

6. Are you nervous?
More worried about the non job thing

8. Are you tired?
I got up at half one in the afternoon. So no.

ABOUT YOU:
001. Real name?
Jennifer-Anne. Call me Jen.

002. Nick names?
Fohn is the most prominent one: Freak Of Human Nature. Stuck since I was fourteen

003. Eye color ?
Hazel. Green in the summer, browner in the winter ^_^

004. Zodiac sign ?
Virgo and... I think I'm a tiger

005. Male or female ?
I'm a ladyyyyyyy

009. Smart?
Iono. Probably. People say I'm like genius but I'm not falling for that one lol

010. Hair color ?
Light to medium brown at the top, darker at the ends. This is what you get when you dye your hair for years

011. Tall or short?
You asked already. Short, short and sensitive to the Edward Elric degree

013. Sweats or Jeans?
Le Jean.

014. Phone or Camera?
Phone all the way - preferably with a decent camera on it

016. Drink or Smoke?
I do have the odd tiffle of drink occasionally but I don't smoke

020. Tattoos ?
Four. Fairy dipping into a flower on my lower back, pink and yellow stars on my neck, and corset/bow/ribbon things, one on each inner wrist, in blue and pink (which apparently look like transfers lmao)

021. Righty or lefty?
Stop asking me the same questions

FIRSTS:
024. First best friend?
Rachel Joooonesss

025. first crush?
Christopher Williams in primary school. And then I broke his arm...

027. First pet?
Hamster, went by the name of 'Hammy'. Or did we have the terrapins first? Can't remember ^_^

028. First big vacation ?
Italy with family

049. Eating?
Nothing at the moment - pre-Christmas starvation in full swing

050. Drinking?
Nadda

052. I'm about to:
Waste more of my life on teh intaweb

053. Listening to?
Nothing, but about to stick Elton John's greatest on as I'm seeing him in concert tonight!

054. Plans for today?
Shower, hair dry, makeup, write a bit more of mine and Sara's ridiculous fanfiction, get ready, say hi to Sam, go with Sam to Elton John, get happy over Rocket Man. Eat hot dog of goodness. Ruin pre-Christmas starvation mode.

079. Drank bubbles?
Not that I remember. although there are bubbles in fizzy drinks and I do love a bit of fizz

080. Lost glasses/contacts?
Many a time lol

081. Ran away from home?
Nope

084. Broken someone's heart?
Aye, one time The poor laddy

085. Been arrested?
Nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN :
090. Miracles?
Yush!

089. Yourself?
Sometimes, when I'm not being a mooooron

092. Heaven?
Yes

093. Santa Claus?
Nope

094. Love?
Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Do you like someone?
Many people lol

099. Do you believe in God ?
Yes. Yes yes yep

Taken from *-darkangel-hikari-'s journal, as I have nothing better to do with my life right now

First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/anime/game.

Yep. Naruto. How'd you guess?

1. Sasuke
2. Kakashi
3. Naruto
4. Sakura
5. Itachi
6. Gaara
7. Hinata
8. Shikamaru
9. Jiraiya
10.The Flash (Yondaime)

Then you answer the questions below by plugging in the person next to the respective number into the question. It's kind of long...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1. Number 1 [Sasuke] woke you up in the middle of the night?
Freak out a little bit before pulling him into the bed. And stripping.

2. Number 2 [Kakashi] asked you to go out with him?
Nod. Nod many times. And pull his mask off.

3. Number 3 [Naruto] walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Heh heh heh... I am such a 2D slut.

4. Number 4 [Sakura] cooked you dinner?
Ask is Sasuke coming as well... and if not... why not?!?!

5. Number 5 [Itachi] was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Wake him, tell him his back is burning, and offer to apply some lotion... slowly...

6. Number 8 [Shikamaru] got into the hospital somehow?
Go take him some food, play some chess with him, and ask him how the hell he got in the hospital - he's too lazy to have been doing anything strenuous!

7. Number 9 [Jiyaiya] made fun of your friends?
Poke him, frown at him, tell him he has a wart on his nose, and tell all my friends he's a dirty old pervert and they should cover their chests around him.

8. Number 10 [The Flash] ignored you all the time?
He's dead. I need to get over this. He's not ignoring me - he just can't speak... or breathe... or... live. Ahem.


WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 [Sasuke] do?
Well, seeing as Sasuke is MADLY but secretly and broodily in love with me, he'd protect me with his life as he never wants to see another of his precious people die. I STILL HAVE FAITH IN YOUR GOODNESS, OH SAUCY ONE!!!

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 [Kakashi] and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Read porn while I moaned, before eventually dragging me three hours late to the emergency room.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 [Naruto] give you?
Ramen. Ramen ramen ramen.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 [Sakura] do?
Well, she's probably madly jealous that Sasuke is secretly in love with me (how does she know? It's a secret... hmm) and so I imagine she'd stand by and let me burn until Sasuke came into rescue me, at which time she'd pretend to be on fire too so he'd help her. Which he wouldn't. He'd be having hot angry fire sex with me.


5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 [Itachi] do?
Mangekyou my ass so I stop. Kill my family to stop me... and then reveal that he was actually doing a GOOD thing and he was a hero ^_^ OH ITACHI!!!

6. You're about to marry Number 10 [The Flash]. What's Number 6's [Gaara] reaction?
Be completely and utterly nonplussed, and go back to running his village and pesking around Naruto.

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 [Hinata] cheer you up?
Aww, probably by looking after me super well, despite the stuttering, and making me soup and being just dead nice. Cute Hinata. >.<

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 [Shikamaru] calm you down?
Tell me I'm being troublesome. That would be pretty much enough

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 [Jiraiya] support you?
Offer to write a story about me winning and releasing it as part of his Icha Icha series...

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 [The Flash] do?
Nothing. He's dead. Continue to be so?


RELATIONSHIP PART

1. Number 1 [Sasuke] is all you've ever dreamed of.
Tell me something I don't know.

2. Number 2 [Kakashi] tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9 [Jiraiya]. Your reaction?
Laugh nervously and say 'You--you mean his books, right, Kaka-sensei? HAHAHAHA...'

3. You're dating Number 3 [Naruto] and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
No. He has a freakin demon in him. They'd be like... 'Jenny... of all the things you've done... this is the worst.'

4. Number 4 [Sakura] loves Number 9 [Jiraiya] as well. What does that mean?
No... just... no. *dies*

5. Number 6 [Gaara] appears to be a player; he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Pft. Why does that not surprise me? Gaara, with his sob story about his terrible childhood and his 'Oh, the sand hurt me and look at this scar... it's the word for "love"...' I bet the girls melt just by looking at him. I'd smack him senseless and hope he didn't freak on me. Which he probably would. Oops.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 [Hinata] can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Jealous much, mouse-girl? Yeah, this is damned sexy hair. This is what a woman looks like. Try a stylist, shy-baby! (hahaha so mean )

7. Number 8 [Shikamaru] thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
'Shika, don't you fret. Those long locks, that amazing mind, and those lazy habits of yours will attract someone... someday... even if she's a freaky code-breaker with hypno eyes! Do not fear!'

8. Number 9 [Jiraiya] is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Delete it. It would be so dirty and erotic that I thought it was spam, and it would go straight into the trash bin

FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Number 1 [Sasuke] and Number 6 [Gaara] be soul mates?
Very, very doubtful. Although they both lost their families. But no, Sasuke already has a soulmate - NARUTOOOO aww I love their HETRO love for each other

2. Would Number 2 [Kakashi] trust Number 5 [Itachi]?
Not in a trillion bazillion years... unless Sasuke tells Konoha the truth... which I'm DYING for him to do

3. Number 3 [Naruto] wants to go shopping, will Number 7 [Hinata] come along?
She'd faint. Wake up. Faint again. The only way she'd be able to tag along is is Naruto dragged her along behind him cluelessly

4. Number 4 [Sakura] is bored and pokes Number 10 [The Flash] What happens after that?
She washes the soil off her hands and hopes nobody notices that she's been meddling with a dead man. You know what I'm talking about.

5. Number 5 [Itachi] and Number 1 [Sasuke] are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Depends on what part of the manga you're reading. Anything after chapter 395... Relationship management - how to rebuild broken bonds. Anything beforehand... I think they'd probably just be fighting madly...

6. If Number 6 [Gaara] and Number 3 [Naruto] cooked dinner, what would they make?
Ramen. Ramen ramen ramen. I doubt Gaara would get a say.

7. Number 7 [Hinata] and Number 9 [Jiraiya] apply for a job. What job?
Masseuse. At the hot springs. Hinata = completely innocent and clean-minded. Jiraiya = you know the deal, ladies.

8. Number 8 [Shikamaru] gives Number 5 [Itachi] a haircut. Is that okay?
Nobody cuts Itachi's hair. Bye bye Shikamaru. *dead*

9. Number 9 [Jiraiya] sketches what Number 6's [Gaara] perfect girlfriend should look like.
And she'd be naked. With huge tits. And a tiny waist. And there'd be thousands of countless pictures of her that Jiraiya had quickly 'knocked up'. Yes, I said it.

10. Number 10 [The Flash] and Number 8 [Shikamaru] are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Shikamaru is feeling all hot and bothered that a ghost is talking to him - the ghost of the Hokage, nonetheless! And the Hokage isn't blushing - there are some red flowers behind him, and as he's a ghost, he's see-through. Opacity and all that.

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Wow that was fun My cherry nose stud and hello kitty nose stud came today. SOOOOO cute XD Can't wait till I can change the initial piercing stud - although the diamond in it is quite pretty

Not much else happening. Still working on fanfiction. Cleaning house. Wasting life. Loving it.

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Well... I got a first Top marks for my degree! First class! And I can tell ya... nobody was more surprised than me

New fanfiction out! Naruto, but set in the first world war You all know how I like my war fanfics, so enjoy, and let me know what you think! Hope this link works...
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Currently on work experience, in a school in Liverpool. Little gits. Love it really Sorry have been quite quiet - everything's such a rush lately!

Jen xxx